WEAR COTTON,
HAVE MORE SEX
Lab rats in tiny pants prove polyester won't
get you laid
In her new book Bonk, Mary Roach cites a study that can only be described as Stuart Little meets The Nutty Professor—oh, and crazy: An Egyptian researcher dressed 75 rats in pants for a year and found that the ones wearing a poly-cotton blend had sex significantly less often than the rats whose slacks were cotton or wool. He theorized that polyester sets up troublesome electrostatic fields in and around the genitals. (Uh, yes, static shock probably would be an issue for furry rodents going commando.)
While this study raises some obvious questions—for instance, how a rat actually takes his pants off to have sex, and if the polyester pants were more, like, retro Scott Baio as Chachi on Happy Days, or chachi Scott Baio is 45 and Single. But we know one thing is true: How you dress can make her want you...or not.
The good news is dressing your best has never been easier. Use our style sense tool to solve any pattern-color conundrum, and follow our guide to making your favorite pair of jeans last forever. And because a pair of pants is only as good as what lies beneath, there's the Underwear Center—so no man will be left out in the breeze (or subject to genital friction).
While you shouldn't be taking style tips from four-legged friends, they might be able to teach you a thing or two about sex. Boost your animal magnetism with these straight-from-the-wild mating tips and learn how to use your goods like they do in the jungle.
Now put on your lucky (cotton) pants and get squeakin'. |
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CIDPUSA has
been doing ant
ageing treatments
for many years in
our Nanotech Clinic.
It become clear to
use that ant ageing
was a no brainer. It
is very simple, just
by purifying the
diet you are on your
way. We make
personal diet
recommendations
based upon the
region you live in,
what your medical
problems are. Please
see our Home page
for more info.
Aging is caused by
inflammation , it
has become the most
common disease
process in the
world. Please read
our e-book to learn
to stop inflammatory
diseases.
Food
Facts
You need to
eat protein
everyday!
- Choose color
fruits and
veggies to eat.
- Tomatoes
ARE GOOD FOR YOU
- Go EAT
fish once or
twice a month.
- Broccoli IS
excellent food.
- Oats are
healthy for you.
- Yummie
yogurt helps the
tummy
- Guava
are great food
- Chile
pepper good
- Whey PROTEIN
IS AMONG the
best proteins.
- Beware the
poisonous fat ,
take out the
fat.
- Eat smarter,
feel better, and
look better
Don't Get
Bugged Out
- Learn
Handwashing.
- Germs lurk
in the most
unsuspecting
places
- Launder your
gym towel daily
- Dip with
caution
- Cut down on
carbs and sweets
- Distance
yourself
Up Your Sex Life
- Erection
helps you to a
longer and
healthier
lifespan
- Sex your way
to youthful
appearance
- Get the sex
drive pumping
first with
exercise
- Start your
day early in the
morning to rev
up your sex
drive
Lifestyle
Basics
- Stay slim
- Avoid trauma
- NO SMOKING
-
NO-Multivitamin,
multimineral
supplementation
- Fish oil &
Omega -3
- An 1/4 of
aspirin a day
keeps death away
- Say No to
Alzheimers with
curcumin
- Water 8
glasses a day
- Use the
brain
- NO DRINKING
- use oil as a
sunscreen
- Cut Your
Cellphone Use
- Laugh
through life
- Live life at
a leisurely pace
- Maintain
social
connections
- Do not worry
about anything
- Get a good
night of sleep
every night
- Love your
self
Cardiovascular
Disease
- DHEA as
Heart Protector
- Vitamin C as
Heart Protector
- The
Mediterranean
Diet reaffirmed
as heart-healthy
- Vitamin D
helps you
- Eat nuts
Alzheimer's
Disease
- Low bone
mass correlated
to Alzheimer's
- Lithium
shows promise in
treating AD
- Depression
predisposes AD
- Copper may
precipitate AD
- Infections
cause mental
decline
Cancers
- Whey (see
“Food Facts” #6)
protein may help
protect the body
from prostate
cancer
- Finasteride,
a
testosterone-lowering
drug, lowered
prostate cancer
risk by 25%
- A human
trial of a new
experimental
vaccine a type
of gene therapy
for prostate
cancer
- Too much
zinc may be
increasing their
risk of
developing
prostate cancer
- Lifetime
risk of female
cancers
- Women with
high levels of
plasma cysteine,
were 56% less
likely to
develop breast
cancer
- Extra intake
of the trace
element selenium
- Soy-based
isoflavones and
lignans, reduced
the risk of
endometrial
cancer
- Minimize
consumption of
alcohol, avoid
salad dressings,
margarines, and
other foods high
in soybean oil
Innovative
Nutritional
Discoveries Relating
to Cancer Prevention
& Treatment
- Vitamin C
cuts secondhand
smoking cancer
risk
- Green tea a
potent cancer
fighter
- “Beans,
Beans, Good for
the Heart …”
- Berry good
for you
- Cure-cumin
for Cancer?
Cerebrovascular
Incidents
- Chronic
headaches may
predict men's
stroke risk
- Rum & cola
Rx
- Rescuing
brain cells from
death
Diabetes
- Be more
sensitive
- Eat smart
- Take your
multivitamin
- Jokesters
welcome
The three basic
rules of anti-aging
Engage in early
detection and
regular screenings
From vanity to a
vision of optimal
health
Anti-aging medicine
IS NOT solely
hormone replacement
therapy (HRT)
Hormone Replacement
Therapy
Get free
life-enhancing,
life-extending
information
Public education =
patient empowerment
Join the American
Academy of
Anti-Aging Medicine
(A4M)
Physical Activity
Helps to Defy Aging
Rev up your
metabolism, and
revive your muscle
mass
Chores are good for
you
Become a Brainiac
Sweat it out
Watch the water
Attack of the Killer
Baby Fat
Get a dog
Can't play the Pain
card
Caffeine's not a bad
thing
Work out at work
Fitness Tips Just
for Men
Rise early, raise
testosterone
naturally
Clear bad estrogens
Estrogen-clearing
exercises
Ensure adequate
protein intake
Sports performance
supplements
Out of sight, out of
mind
Fitness Tips Just
for Women
Premenopausal women
should exercise
regularly
Premenstrual tension
Menopause & heart
disease
Menopause & brittle
bones
"Shop, don't drop!"
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